Bird shhhh....

Wait you wanna rub what on my face?!

Bird Poop!

So a trend that many insane women are trying are bird poop facials. Actually bird poop is being rubbed on womens and maybe some mens faces giving the result of brighter skin and "healthy" glow.

Kim Kardashian
 has even tried this.

A famous NY spa charges $180 to get this done!!

Are they insane?! If someone really wanted to get this facial go to a empty bench in the park, grab a scraper, a bucket and get to it.

But Warning:
 Before you try this the poop that the NY spa uses are from imported Nightingales from Japan. Oooo, can we say Classy. But importing Nightingales is prohibited so some Japanese companies uses birds 

that are either in the same family as the Nightingale or other various wild birds all being fed the same thing as the Nightingales once were.

And thats not the only Poop trend I found, hahaha

There's a such thing as Poop Coffee!

Jacu Bird Coffee

are vegetarian birds in Brazil, they occasionally eat coffee beans. When they do eat them, the beans are pooped out and cleaned of bacteria. They are said to have a cinnamon and cracked pepper taste

Black Ivory Coffee

comes from Thailand Elephants. They are fed coffee beans and whatever beans aren't crushed 

due from the animal eating them they are used to produce this coffee. This coffee is only available in 5 star hotels and is very expensive.

Cat Poop Coffee or Civet Coffee
Civet animal in Indonesia also eats coffee beans and its feces is collected.
Sad thing is, is that many people got possessive and started putting these animals in cages.

So any coffee you drink and if it says 
"naturally refined" remember its 
naturally poop coffee